Clik here to view.
“did you really just call me a b—jerk?”
where's my chapstick? my lips are totally killing me! gawd! ladies know: there are fightin’ words and then there are fightin’ words. if you have a spouse/partner/girlfriend/significant other that is a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
wedding blitz: THREE WEDDINGS IN ONE DAY!
in celebration of our three-year wedding anniversary (i.e “the BFGW“) this tuesday (nov.15th), holly and i are going to get married in THREE STATES IN ONE DAY: new york, connecticut and vermont!...
View ArticleClik here to view.
part two: it’s cold & bright on the set of the anderson cooper show
"hi, i'm anderson. i know it's cold here, but my smoldering eyes will keep you warm ." part 2 of a multipart series about our 3-weddings-3-states-1-day BFGW anniversary extravaganza (click here for...
View ArticleClik here to view.
part four: connecticut kind of sucks, and not just b/c it’s almost impossible...
part 4 of a multipart series about our 3-weddings-3-states-1-day BFGW anniversary extravaganza (click here for part 1) holly determined the best place for us to get married in connecticut was hartford....
View ArticleClik here to view.
i’ll be eating grilled cheese for breakfast, lunch & dinner from now til october
except for breakfast it’ll have an egg in it with only one slice of cheese (see: egg & cheese sandwich). this is because holly’s away in western pee-ay mon-thurs from now til the end of september...
View ArticleClik here to view.
every once in a while our periods collide & our house pretty much goes up in...
i should start this post by saying that this entry talks about periods and hormones and if you have a problem with that, you should probably leave right now because sh*t’s about to get real around...
View ArticleClik here to view.
10 reasons why i’m actually a senior citizen
my people. i have long suspected that i’m actually a senior citizen in a young(er) person’s body. and not, like, what aarp considers a “senior” (55. puh-lease! 55 is the new 35!) no no no, i’m talkin...
View ArticleClik here to view.
I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT (OUR CLEANSE: DAY 2)
i blogged yesterday about our friggin cleanse. here’s the rest of what happened. warning: this post may give you a rash. DAY 2, CONTINUED 12:30pm had a small portion of quinoa, lentils & cubed...
View ArticleClik here to view.
i want to go hunting but i don’t want to kill animals or shoot a gun.
ever since i wrote about “hunting gear” a couple years ago, i’ve been on this kick that i really want to hunt except for: a) i don’t want to actually kill an animal or b) shoot a gun. shooting a big...
View ArticleClik here to view.
this is how you load a dishwasher
i know all you think i do is write things and smacktalk and pull out weaves and throw them in the tree pit outside our house (to be fair, i actually only regularly do 2 of those 3 things; really need...
View Article
